| Name | Emma Wilcock |
|---|---|
| Team | Chelmsford Cobras |
| Number | 7 |
| Date of birth | 5/Nov/1973 |
| Place of birth | Romford |
| Height | 5'8" |
| Shoe size | 9 |
| Nickname | Beeitch |
| Previous team(s) | The other team in Essex |
| Position | Centre |
| Shoots | Left |
| Writes | Right |
| Relatives involved in hockey | My fantastic husband is a hockey legend |
| When did you start playing? | Before Paul !!!! |
| Worst injury | Jaw ache |
| Best hockey moment | Any training session when I don't have the hump |
| Most embarrassing moment | A journey on the way home from Oxford |
| Your best attributes ? | My arse |
| Your worst attributes ? | My arse |
| Favourite team | Any my beeitch plays for (I like comedies) |
| Favourite/most admired player | My beeitch. He is the best |
| Favourite rink | Humberside |
| Homepage | www.curleduponthesofawiththecatandacuppa.co.uk |
| Love life | Married !!!! |
| Pets | Minnie Moo, Mouchin, Bean Bag, My Girl (all the same cat) |
| Where do you live? | Hopefully Broomfield |
| What job do you do? | By day I look at little babies through a microscpe and chat with my bitches. By night I roam the streets looking to punish small children for dropping litter. |
| Biggest influence | My beeitch |
| Pet hates | My beeitch |
| Qualities you admire in others | None (I am the best) |
| Favourite food | Any, especially Grapefruit |
| Favourite drink | Poinsettia |
| Favourite film | Don't know I have never managed to watch one all the way through |
| Favourite TV Programme | see above |
| Favourite Country | UK |
| Favourite Colour | Pink |
| Favourite Music | Country and Western, but I wish they would stop changing the words |
| Favourite Actor/Actress | Myself |
| Describe yourself | The Best |
| Hobbies | sleeping |
| Ambitions | To sleep more, have babies and defend my title as triv champion of the world. |